Im like a dog with two dicks in the midst of an heatwave. I guess that makes me human. As a person im witty,clever,ironic,kind,thoughtful,discrete and a totally unique individual. My entire adult life has been spent in a series of intended one night stands that ended up lasting years.. be it the other partners choice. Maybe they couldnt get enough of me. But I fancy fun for a change now to make up for all those mispent years.