To hell with the verbose descriptions. Who's to say what you read isn't fictional? Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Let's just chat over coffee or over a dry martini, (either/or, not together, but I like 'em both) and find out. I just want to cut to the chase and cut out the bull. We're both adults, we're both on this site, let's take it from there. If my pic isn't up when you read this, ask me for one. I'm updating the one I used show. I've grown another eye and had to trim my eyebrow to see. By the way, that ear press I wore for a year worked. Now they don't droop over, they stick straight out at a 90 degree angle from my head.