I am just a regular guy, nothing special: average "size", average height, I could never be a model, but I'm not a "coyote" either: I LOVE Book Worm (computer game, if you didn't know), New York Times crossword puzzles (especially on Sundays), Edgar Allan Poe, "The Crying of Lot 49" (novel by Thomas Pynchon), nature, hiking, kayaking, going on a road trip for no reason with no particular destination, making sure YOU cum at least twice before I do, weed, riding Amtrak instead of flying on loooong trips, art will find you at hay place, Pall Mall menthol 100s, Bud Ice, sitting on the porch during severe thunderstorms, green tree frogs (yes, I think they're cute), loving ALL animals (whether wild or domesticated, poisonous or not), allowing plenty of space for someone else if they are walking the opposite direction on the sidewalk, putting dog food and a bowl of water out every night for the neighborhood raccoons (they have it pretty tough these days), paying my bills early, Pink Floyd, The Butthole Surfers, Yes, life. Period.