So, okay, let me tell you a little about me. I'm a three foot high dwarf with a really bad complexion and bad breath. I have open sores all over my little body that are usually dripping bloody puss, and I was diagnosed HIV positive last year. On the bright side, I have a one and a half inch pecker, but if you get me really, really horny I might balloon up to two inches!!! Pretty hot, huh?