Where to start? Well, I'm a professional comedian. A few years back I co-founded a production company in Chicago with a few friends, and I'm now the head writer for the group as well as the executive producer for many of our shows. We specialize in sketch comedy. We've performed everywhere from little store front theaters to the main stage of Second City. If you're a comedy geek like me, you'll recognize that as a name drop; so sorry. If you're not a comedy geek, Second City is to comedians as Mecca is to Muslims. 'Nuff said. Also, (for my 9-5) I'm the Head Account Executive at a Nutracuetical company. *yawn* Any-hizzle-b's, over the last couple of months I've gotten kind of bored with my sex life. A crime, right? So I'm on here for a little bit of excitement and something extraordinary. Can you surprise me?